Pride and prejudice?

Sense and sensibility?

Which is it going to be?

~

Austen? No…Dickens!

A Tale of Two countries with

low expectations!

And another month

has come, and yet this virus

still refuses to depart.

~

Because this virus

has unmasked enablers,

it will linger long.

Beware. Aliens

are spreading Covid-19

through Louie’s face mask.

~

Gotta call Bullshit!

Everybody knows the truth.

He’s dreaming sex with demons.

Say any damned thing!

Doesn’t matter how crazy;

you’ll be on the evening news!

~

You mean something like

“I got the virus from my

face mask” or “Drink bleach”?

There’s not a bar low

enough that he can’t find a

way to crawl under.

~

He is the hugest,

greatest, and most fantastic,

expert at liars limbo.

Inexplicably,

the second amendment crowd

is silent about Portland…

~

Explicably, it’s

simply one of politic’s

unspoken non-mysteries.

To be perfectly

imperfect might take years, but

it could be worth trying for.

~

Imperfect Mondos

seem to be our stock in trade.

We’ve got them down pitch perfect!

The price of delay

always falls hard on the poor,

not the procrastinators.

~

While they take a break

the poor might be broken, but

they don’t even care.

The Lincoln Project

 reads the signs, “Lane ends. Merge Left”

and thus avoid collisions.

~

Some believe road signs

are signs of socialism

and, therefore, pay them no mind.

Ben Franklin told us

that founders may be great but

scions trend toward tyranny.

~

He also said, “He

who falls in love with himself

will have no rivals.”