Nothing Hallowed Here

On this Hallows eve,

what’s the odds we’ll get a treat

from the Great Pumpkin-in -Chief?

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It’s more likely we’ll

get a trick. He saves all treats

for his haunted self.

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Come on now, ol’ bod!

Gimme at least one good reason

why this self-assault ain’t treason!

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Man! It ain’t treason!

Confusion is the reason!

I don’t know what to attack!