Not Even Old Eighth Henry

If you met a man

with seven wives would you think

you were headed to Saint Ives?

~

Such vast abundance

of great connubial bliss,

surely gave Cornwall a miss!

Hephaestus’ Failed Hope

If  Cruz and Trump were

lassoed by the truth, how would

they avoid being roped in?

~

They fear naught! Even

Wonder Woman’s golden rope

could not lasso truth from them.